What she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness

noboyfriendjust:

i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in

he looked at the tv and saw:

and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:

then me again, and then to the tv one last time:

then he just walked away without saying anything

well that was really awkward

timrothsbeard:

Things i learned today:

• Daniel Craig has a small penis

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”