abarestorytotell: if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
My 62 Year Old Mother and I (On torture scenes)
(Discussing my antagonist and a particular scene in my road screenplay)
My 62 year old mother: He's just so frightening, he's a monster. So when it finally gets to that scene it will just be so horrible. I'm not sure people will be able to look at it. Will they? Yeah thats right, people like those horrible, disgusting movies now. What are those movies... Scalpel? The Scalpel movies? Those torture movies you like.
Me: Hostel? Do you mean Hostel?
Mom: Yes! Hostel.
The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be...– Jada Pinkett Smith (via chubby-bunnies)
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography. I’ve done this show and this exact stage direction was our cast in joke
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
[[MORE]] Well I had a nice long cut free streak guess thats no more
oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
Spamalot closes today expect an array of stage makeup and costume pictures later
I want to continue being crazy; living my life the way I dream it, and not the...– Paulo Coelho, Veronika Decides to Die. (via theburnthatkeepseverything)