What she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness

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Auditioning for my favorite director tomorrow. He adapted Julius Caesar, it’s called “I Came Here To Bury Him” and I could not be more excited. I’m nervous too, I’m out for a role and have a lot to live up to. This was the director who cast me as Blanche in “Streetcar” last fall. 

I’d love to play Brutus. I want to play Brutus so much I can taste it. 


“The CAUSE OF DEATH was as follows: Exhaustion of Melancholia

(1923 death certificate from New Brunswick, Canada)

I want you to live your life, be happy and do whatever you want to do. I’d just hoped I could have remained your friend in the process. 

I’ll always care. And you’ll always miss me. You’ll always want me. But if being in contact with me is going to make you lose focus, i’ll stay away. 

Won’t be too difficult  I’m about 3500 miles away from you kissing my cheeks.

I’m sorry I couldn’t be the one, I’m sorry I can’t have your baby, I’m sorry there’s an ocean between us, I’m sorry we’ve known each other four months and I manic pixie dreamgirl’d your life up. I’m sorry I can’t give up my life for you. 

And I’m really sorry I don’t expect you to wait for me. 

So goodbye my friend. Be happy. Find your passion and start the family you’re dreaming of. You’re one of my favorite people. And you’re a big jerk. But thats okay, you’re scared and I understand. 

And I hope a day comes, that you are able to think of me without pain or fear. That you can reach out to me as my friend, the only thing I could desire of you now. 

So whenever you’re ready, I’ll be waitin’ 



I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.





I wish I stayed with you your last night. I should have stayed in your arms and fallen asleep, I shouldn’t have left you.

But I did, and I regret it. So this pain serves me right.

I’m so glad your happy. I’m glad your home, but Christ I’m going to miss you.

Listen, just hear me out because I think you’d be on the same page as me. How much does his butthole look like a baboon? Look at that dogs butthole and tell me it doesn’t look like a baboon?

There’s this mid 40’s, male regular who comes into my work, who’s generally nice, but has a habit of starring at me. And not just when I’m in the dining room, everywhere I go. His eyes follow me. On the porch, in the hallway, into the back until I’m out of sight. The second I return he clocks it, finding me again. It really unnerves me, it isn’t that way other people there look at me. There’s hunger in it, and it’s cold.

I was closing the porch seating area down seemingly alone (my coworker was around the bend of the porch, closing that area) the regular comes up to me, saying he knows my first name but hasn’t heard my last yet. I tell him, all he needs is my first name. He then asks me again for it, asking if I even had a last name. As if he was some fucking drifter in a saloon, finding the hooker with a heart of gold, and sealing the deal just like that.

I told him, I did have a last name, but I liked to keep it to myself.

I don’t blame you…goodnight

I hope that means goodbye too.  


Rza from Wu Tang Clan & wife Talani. Gorgeous wedding pic


Rza from Wu Tang Clan & wife Talani. Gorgeous wedding pic